Sarah is from nowhere, Iowa, though she now resides in Chicago. She graduated in 2021 with degrees in English and Communications, and was the only student in her graduating class recognized for exceptional work in the English department. Some of her favorite music is MARINA, Fall Out Boy, and Peach Pit.
Problem causer, band boy crusher, big sweater wearer
Jillian is our incredibly talented resident artist. She resides in a van with her boyfriend and has been creating her whole life. She’s also vegetarian. Jillian can often be found listening to Grumpster, Tenacious D, and Beyonce. Sarah and Jillian met online in 2017.
Tooth fanatic, fake gamer girl, ferocious crocheter.
Cameryn is a proud Coloradan currently stuck in Syracuse, New York studying journalism, which is actually just a front to uncover what really went on between Simon and Garfunkel. She enjoys Talking Heads, Joyce Manor, and Green Day.
Pokémon Go player, proud Swiftie, Smiths apologist.
Weronika (“ver-on-ick-uh”) is second-in-command. She graduated from DePaul University in 2021 with degrees in Writing and Graphic Design. She lives with Sarah in Chicago. Ask her about Harry Styles, Hippo Campus, and Hayley Williams. Weronika and Sarah met at a basement show in 2016.
Teenybopper veteran, oat milk enthusiast, former horse girl.
Ray is our tried and true photographer. She is from New Jersey and won’t ever let you forget it. When not taking pictures, Ray enjoys ceramics and Dungeons & Dragons. Her favorite artists are PUP, The Front Bottoms, and Jeff Rosenstock. Sarah and Ray met online in 2017.
4′ 10″ gnome, cheese eater, anime tattoo haver.